Since 2015, there has been over 250 casualties of terrorism in the country of France. The most notable are the Bataclan and Baptiste Day Attacks. Even with that, the French do not seem to get enough enlightenment according to their Cultural Enlighteners(yes this word is made up), ISIS.
Therefore, they needed more lessons in barbarity and it now has resulted in 1 confirmed dead. Albeit it’s against a cop, hence they’ll probably not gonna cry over it. This attack comes on heels of the French Presidential Election. Which sees Marine Le Pen taking over the country and in turn enriching the barbarians from the religion of peace.
This attack happened in Champ-Elysee, that’s the main street in Paris where there should’ve been a bigger audience willing to be showered with love, hugs, and bullets. Unfortunately it wasn’t meant to be as ISIS sent out two of it’s most novice foot soldier. If only they had Abdul from Syria get accepted into the country as an unaccompanied child……
Stay tuned in for more updates as this is a developing story. At the time of this posting, they are still looking for another fellow with an AK-47 and more Cultural Enriching Materials. So hold onto your tits and put away the damn Facebook Filters.
HYPE MAN OUT!